Kings of poop.

When you google 'poop' you will find very interesting, but true accounts of poop stories.

I found a site enlisting all kinds of poop, and chose the following top 10 to be the KINGS of poop:

10) Second Thought Poop
You're all done wiping your butt and you're about to stand up when you realize it...you've got some more.

9) The Frightened Turtle
The kind of poop that just pokes its head out then quickly goes back in.

8) The Incredible Hulk Poop
The king of poop that sits in the toilet overnight and mysteriously expands to twice it's normal size.

7) Wet Cheeks Poop
This poop hits the water sideways and makes a BIG splash that gets your butt wet.

6) The Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
The kind of poop that hits you when you're trapped in your car in a traffic jam.

5) Right Now Poop
You better be within 10 seconds of a toilet. Usually it has its head out before you get your pants down.

4) Bali Belly Poop
You poop so much you lose 5 kilos.

3) The Never Ending Poop
It's the poop that keeps running out of your butt like pee, and just when you start wiping your butt your stomach gargles and splash, more poop runs out. This always happens after eating at K.F.C.

2) Cork Poop (Also Known as Floater Poop)
Even after the third flush, it's still floating in there. My god! How do I get rid of it? This poop usually happens at someone else's house.

and the winner goes to:

1) The Party Pooper
The giant poop you take at a party. And when you flush the toilet, you watch in horror as the water starts to rise.

And my personal favourite 'The curry in a hurry Poop'. I don't need to explain what happens after you eat spicy food. LOL

Happy pooping!