Can't help but smile when I see these

 

 

 

Selamat Berpuasa...

Ramadhan in Geneva started on 10 July 2013. On the first day, we started fasting at 03H22 and stopped at 21H27... Wishing all Muslims around the world Ramadhan Kareem.. May Allah accept and bless all our prayers and good deeds, Amin Amin Amin Ya Rabbal Alamin.

Congratulations! ;p

A mould of Ayden's foot!

We made a mould of his right foot to remind us later that he used to be this small!!

Yumm, which one shall I have first?!

The chocolate one of course!

Been busy lately..

Cos I gave birth last December! Our son's name is Ayden and he was born weighing 3.93 kg, 50cm tall.. Alhamdullillah Syukur kepada Allah.

View and subscribe to Ayden's YouTube channel to be up-to-date with his developments:

http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJ7yNZyXiBT_UBU3yemCEcQ

Arrivederci

To the nicest, funniest, most awesome guy 3G, I bid you goodbye and pray that you have a happy retirement.. Wishing you and your family the best things that life has to offer.. Insyallah we will see you in Brunei again soon!

Holy cow.

 

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows
The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other and then throws the milk away.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
Nobody believes you, so they bomb the crap out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows but at least you are now a Democracy.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive.

A GREEK CORPORATION
You have two cows borrowed from French and German banks.
You eat both of them.
The banks call to collect their milk, but you cannot deliver so you call the IMF.
The IMF loans you two cows.
You eat both of them.
The banks and the IMF call to collect their cows/milk.
You are out getting a haircut